Ron Paul ruined the Interent
This is Morley Springfield...Angry American....
Who is this Ron Paul and why is he always being mentioned every where I turn on the Internet. He's like a pop-up ad that you can't seem to get rid of. I go on the youtube to look for a Harold Faltermeyer video and there's some nitwit spamming the comments with Ron Paul 08 shpeal. Sounds like more of a cult than a candidacy.
You ask one of these yahoos on yahoo, what’s so great about Ron Paul and they'll tell you he's going to pull the troops out of Iraq and make pot legal. Hell I'd be happy to toke up when Iran starts nuking the bejesus out of the rest of the free world. At least my head will be in the clouds and I'd get a good view of these United States going up in a mushroom cloud. What else do they know about Ron Paul? Apparently nothing!
Ask them if they'd ever vote for a Republican and they'd scream like Bill Clinton every time he see's Hillary out of her key lime green pantsuit; and you thought "The Crying Game" was shocking! Just imagine Slick Willie's face whenever he gets an eyeful of Hil in the buff, "Honey, I know that's cottage cheese but is that a plantain?"
But I digress...
Ron Paul also would overturn Roe v. Wade and give the states the rights to side step the whole abortion issue for another 34 years. This man was a doctor and now he's a libertarian, how convenient, There is no need for a God when you believe you can play Him yourself.
Possibly the worst thing Ron Paul claims is that he's a Texan. A real Texan would have hands of steel, make them into fists and punch out anybody who dared be an ungrateful American.
I'm Morley Springfield...Angry American.
Reprinted with permission (c) 2007 NationsuponNations Ltd.
